Chaylor Avenue

These kids are all living on Chaylor Avenue, until one of them, Michelle, get's her big break. Well, they're 21 year olds, except for Natalie. Twenty one. Old enough to smoke, drink, get married. Welcome to Chaylor Avenue, darlings.
Michelle is dating Christopher.
Christopher secretly got Ella pregnant.
Ella is currently dating James, who thinks it's either his baby or she was raped.
James is having an affair with Michelle, who is pregnant with Taylor's baby.
Taylor is dating Natalie, who is secretly a 40 year old domestic diva.
Edwin had a one night stand with Jeannie, who's punch was spiked with Gin and Vodka.
Did I tell you Taylor is gay? God, Natalie. You didn't notice.
Ella is paralyzed.
Taylor is the father of Jane's daughter.
Joel is Jane's husband.

Wow. A - M - A - Z - I - N - G. I shall be reading!

"Michelle, baby, wake up." Christopher said.
"Chris, I'm freaking pregnant. I have the right to sleep in 'til hell freezes over." I groggily exclaimed. And it's not his baby either. It's Taylor's baby. Hell yeah. You heard that right. Not his baby. Taylor effin' Jacobson's baby. Yeah, I did it with him, even though he's obviously gay.
"Whatever, Mickey. I'm going to hang out with Taylor." Yep. You heard him. Taylor. We hooked up at Jane and Joel's annual sex-fest. Well, actually it's a super bowl party. But, no one actually watches the super bowl. And we're all too drunk to notice. Even Jane and Joel's (Actually, I think she was conceived at the sex-fest by Jane and Taylor, effin' manwhore) daughter is high. She chews on Joel's weed like it's a pacifier.
"I don't effin' care, Chris. Just don't let him do it with you." Haha. That's right. He'll do it with anybody. Even one of his freakin' children, if they let him.
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"Ella, you are so effin' sexy." James drunkenly slurred, unsnapping my bra. I was somewhat naked, wearing only my underwear, of course, since I he was taking off my bra.
"Stop it, James. We broke up. Go to rehab and call me when you aren't a druggie, or an alcoholic, or a sex addict." What the hell? I'm pregnant with a man-slut's baby at a sex-fest. So, I'm telling off my sex-addict boyfriend?
"Just lemme do it with you one more time." He said, his thumbs hooked around my underwear.
"Hell no. Get out of my effin' house." I answered.

PRODIGY.

Artemis Fowl-worthy prodigy/child mastermind?

dramaqueen2000 wrote:Artemis Fowl-worthy prodigy/child mastermind?

What - who?

TheNextRowling {Admin} wrote:

dramaqueen2000 wrote:Artemis Fowl-worthy prodigy/child mastermind?

What - who?

My favorite book character.

TheNextRowling, do not want to co-write the story with me?

dramaqueen2000 wrote:TheNextRowling, do not want to co-write the story with me?

Oh dang ... I would love to. I'm just so busy lately ... I better not. I'd probably ruin it anyway. Thanks so much, though! (: